Twilight: A Love Story

So I have been reading blogs like "Mark Reads Twilight" and "Reasoning With Vampires" and they both side with me in that we think Edward is creepy and really not romantic at all. If I had someone saying that my blood was their "own personal brand of heroin" or "You shouldn't be around me because I'm dangerous or "I was curious and watch you sleep at night" I would back off from this person because A. He's a stalker B. He wants to eat me. Then again Bella is not really the sharpest tool in the shed. So I drew this... as a representation of what a normal person would do.